Boris was extremely miffed to find out there are no buffet cars on Tube Trains
Convinced of the merits of the Bag-For-Life over disposable carrier bags, David Cameron launched his Limo-For-Life concept.
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Despite having slept with 30 women, Nick Clegg still found himself wondering how he measured up to black guys in the trouser department.
Chris Huhne maintains his smug glow with a rigorous daily sunbed routine.
“Look Out Mr President” shouted David Cameron as he manfully shielded Obama from a stray ping pong ball.
Ed tried to blank from his mind the fact that he was talking to a man who pays for blow jobs.
The evil Dementor sucked the life out of Harriet Potter.
Fabio Capello stunned everyone by insisting the England squad needed an experienced liar and not a proven play-maker.
Ed wondered why he wasn’t welcome at Labour’s women only conference.
